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OUT OF ORDER
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ABSO FECKING-LUTELY
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YES, NO, MAYBE
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GREY LIVES MUTTER
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WANTED: PERMANENT ONE NIGHT STAND
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NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF IRRITATION
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DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER, UNLESS HE'S A DEBT COLLECTOR
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THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM. I SLEEP LATE AND GET BACON AND
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NO COFFEE, NO CAN DO
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RED SKY AT NIGHT, SHEPHERDS DELIGHT.MULTICOLOURED SKY AT NIGHT,
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LESS IS MORE DOES NOT APPLY TO CERTAIN PARTS OF THE ANATOMY
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THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT: THOU SHALT NOT OBEY
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I AM SUCH A PHONEY
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A STEAK A DAY KEEPS THE VEGANS AWAY
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JESUS LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE HATES YOUR GUTS
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A MISS IS AS GOOD AS A MILF
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NORMAL IS ABNORMAL
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A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE 'BITCHIN
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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, CHEAT
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BOYS SCOUT, BUT ONLY GIRLS GUIDE
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FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE ANGELS STAY IN BED
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WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN, EVEN WITH VIAGRA
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IT'S EITHER COFFEE OR COMA
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NO USE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK, WINE, YES, BUT NOT MILK.
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I WAS TOLD TO FIT IN, BUT I PREFER TO STAND OUT
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FUNCTION BEGINS WITH FUN
